Another masterpiece by the Scarlet Pimpernel –
Mad Mullah Gets The Crap Beat Out Of Him!
(By Two Teenaged Girls)
An Iranian cleric was beaten up by two teen girls in Shahmirzaad, Iran. According to the Imam he was walking to the mosque when he encountered the two young ladies dressed “inappropriately” (That’s Iranian speak for not wearing the required hijab). According to the Imam he politely (We all know how Muslim men treat women so politely) asked them to cover up.
According to the cleric, one of the girls told him off in no uncertain term. “She responded by telling me (the Imam) “to cover my eyes, which was very insulting to me”. He once again “politely” repeated his request. This time both girls attacked the mad Mullah.
“She pushed me and I fell to the ground on my back” (Pity, pity, pity) From that point on, I don’t know what happened. I was just feeling the kicks of the women who were beating me up and insulting me”
After this attack this girly man Imam had to be hospitalized for three days. (Is that the standard period of treatment for a severely wounded male ego to recover in Iran ?) He later called the attack “the worst day of my life.” I bet it was.
What a wimp ! You are an Islamic misogynist, a whiner, a wuss and, worst of all a craven coward. I personally hope the dynamic duo kicked the dog poop out of you. They certainly tried to teach you lesson which you obviously do not have the intelligence to comprehend. You can dish it out, but evidently you can’t take it.
In America, we have a crude but effective saying, “Payback is a b…h !Just wait till the Israeli Defense Force sends some of their chicks over to Iran. You won’t be spending three days in the hospital, they will be having your funeral. Or may you will just go to the bottom of that well in Qom where the 12th Imam is hanging out.
Way to go girls ! Do you have the cell phone numbers of about a million more women like yourselves in the Muslim world ? Too bad you gals weren’t around in the days of Mohammed. We might still have the testicles of Mohammed the monster preserved in alcohol.
Meanwhile, stay safe and nameless. Watch out for the Basij. Thanks for being the heroines of the Western World. I promise you we are coming to liberate you.
The Scarlet Pimpernel